Be not afraid. I am not entering.
But I have been browsing some of this year’s entrants on the contest website. Some of the entries are a little…interesting. It strikes me that the contest would be a lot better if they gave two different awards. The first would be for the legitimate winner of the “Best Dressed” contest. And the second would be for the contestant who exhibited the greatest signs of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. We’ll see if Esquire takes my suggestion.
Until then, I’ve invented my own awards to make the profile browsing more intersting, like “Best Burgundy Dress Shirt,” and “Most Punchable Contestant.”