I’m not a golfer. Never even played a round at a real golf course. But I do like going with a few friends to a par 3 chip and putt style course when the weather and our schedules allow it. It’s 9 holes, all modeled after famous holes at courses like Sawgrass and Augusta.
Step 1: Hide cheap beer and ice in golf bag. My friend shows how it’s done.
Step 2: Attempt to golf and drink beer. Technically, there is no drinking allowed. But everyone cracks open cans after the first hole. Thin Coors Light cans fit perfectly in the pocket of my BB oxford shirt.
I don’t have any golf shoes.
Golf is a mildly frustrating game if you’re not good at it. Probably even more frustrating if you are good at it. I fall into the first category. But then you get one beautiful drive and you concede that it is all worthwhile and can’t wait for your next round.